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THERE ARE SO MANY....
One day, there were three friends who came from different
countries. They were from China, America and Indonesia. The three of them planned
to get together again after a long separation. Eventually they would meet in
Indonesia so the Indonesian waited at the port.
After waiting for so long finally his friends from China and
America came. Upon arriving, the American took a pack of cigarettes from his
pocket, “Malboro” cigarettes. Then he lit a cigarette. All of a sudden at the
first suction, the American threw his cigarette into the sea. The Chinese and
Indonesian looked
with a puzzled look on their faces and asked him curiously:
"Why did you throw your cigarette, it hasn’t run out yet huh?"
The American people arrogantly replied: "That’s because
there are so many Malboro in America", smiling at his friends.
The Chinese was not to be outdone. He took a packet of kwaci (sunflower seeds) but when he ate
the first kwaci, he immediately threw
a packet of sunflower seeds into the sea. Both American and Indonesian were
confused and asked the Chinese people:
"Why did you throw those sunflower seeds... it hasn’t
been up yet?”
The Chinese replied arrogantly: "Yeah.. you’re right!
Yet there are a lot of sunflower seeds in my country."
The Indonesian was so confused what could he waste because he
had nothing to be wasted. He was upset with the arrogance of both his friends.
Finally the wild idea appeared in his mind. He approached his friend who came
from China and then he pushed his friend (the Chinese) to the sea. The American
was so stunned and extremely shocked. He asked,
"Why did you push
him? He is our friend, isn’t he?"
The Indonesian replied lightly: “Yes, he is… But for you to
know
"THERE ARE SO MANY
CHINESE PEOPLE LIVING IN INDONESIA”
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